Small House of Everything

Small House of Everything

Friday, April 1, 2011

NEWS FLASH! (#3)

Headline in most of the world's newspapers, except The London Times:


     England Gone!  Entire Island Sinks!

     The entire body of land comprising England, Scotland, and Wales sunk today into the Atlantic Ocean.  Scientists speculate the cause to be the tremendous weight of news stories about the upcoming nuptuals of Prince William and Kate Middleton.   

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